SummerBreeze
06-09-2008, 03:06 PM
This guy, his wife and his kid are going to the beach, but when they get there, they realize its a nude beach.
Not the slightest deterred, they take off all their clothes and take their son out to the beach.
As the son is playing along the beach, he runs back and says to his mom:
"mommy, mommy! Some of the women have much bigger breasts than you!"
She replies "Well those are just the stupid ones honey, smart women have breasts my size or smaller."
He goes along his way. Pretty soon he comes back and says to his mom:
"mommy, mommy! Some of the men have much bigger wieners than dad!"
she Replies "well those are just the stupid ones honey, smart guys have wieners his size or smaller."
They go through most of the day, and the mom starts to pack up when her son comes running over:
"Mommy, mommy! Daddy is talking to the stupidest woman on the beach and the longer he talks to her the stupider he gets!"
Not the slightest deterred, they take off all their clothes and take their son out to the beach.
As the son is playing along the beach, he runs back and says to his mom:
"mommy, mommy! Some of the women have much bigger breasts than you!"
She replies "Well those are just the stupid ones honey, smart women have breasts my size or smaller."
He goes along his way. Pretty soon he comes back and says to his mom:
"mommy, mommy! Some of the men have much bigger wieners than dad!"
she Replies "well those are just the stupid ones honey, smart guys have wieners his size or smaller."
They go through most of the day, and the mom starts to pack up when her son comes running over:
"Mommy, mommy! Daddy is talking to the stupidest woman on the beach and the longer he talks to her the stupider he gets!"