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Old 12-24-2012, 05:29 AM
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Default Big eyes--wedding anniversary

A married
couple in their early 60s were celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic
little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet
beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She
said, 'For being such an exemplary married
couple and for being loving to each other for
all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife
answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world
with my darling husband.'

The
fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two
tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her
hands.

The husband thought for a moment:
'Well, this is all very romantic, but an
opportunity like this will never come again. I'm
sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me.'

The
wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,
but a wish is a wish.
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So the
fairy waved her magic wand and
poof!...
The
husband became 92 years old.

The moral
of this story: Men who
are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies
are female.....
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Old 12-24-2012, 05:53 AM
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