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Old 02-22-2013, 03:40 PM
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Default Blonde police recruits

>> Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the
>> Toronto Police Force.
>>
>> The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and
>> said, "So you all want to be cops, huh?"
>>
>> The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder.
>> Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said,
>>
>> "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect.
>> You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and
>> oddities like scars and so forth."
>>
>> So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew
>> it after about two seconds.
>> "Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this
>> man?"
>>
>> The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did, he has only one eye!"
>> The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture!
>> It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"
>>
>> The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.
>>
>> The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her
>> face for two seconds, pulled it back, and said, "What about you? Notice
anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"
>>
>> "Yes! He only has one ear!"
>> The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed,
>>
>> "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady?
>>
>> This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear!
>> You're excused too!"
>> The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
>> The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said,
>>
>> "This is probably a waste of time, but...."
>>
>> He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it,
>> saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this
>> man?" The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses.
>>
>> " The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began
>> looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde
with a puzzled expression and said,
>>
>> "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the
>> world could you tell that by looking at his picture?"
>>
>> The blonde rolled her eyes and said,
>> "Well, Hellooooooooooooo!
>>
>> With only one eye and one ear, ..he certainly can't wear glasses."
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