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Old 03-11-2013, 05:06 AM
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MEN!!!!


One day my housework-challenged husband
decided to wash his
Sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry
room,
he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use
on the
washing machine?'

'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it
say on your shirt?'

He yelled back, ' DALLAS COWBOYS'!

And they say blondes are dumb....

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I
am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world..'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you........

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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
Jack says as he stepped out
of the shower, 'honey, what do you think
the neighbors would think if
I mowed the lawn like this?'

'Probably that I married you for your
money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good
looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him; and
Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if
I pray for Strength, I'll beat
him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy..
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in
your bed gasping for breath
and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long
enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are
sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to
wipe...
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Q: How do you keep your husband from
reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction
Manuals'
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