Online Clearance Shopping, Free Shipping, Online Sales and Coupons at MyBargainBuddy.com

Go Back   MyBargainBuddy Forums > Jokes
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 08-04-2013, 05:30 AM
curious74432 curious74432 is offline
Big Buddy
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Homosassa, Florida
Posts: 688
curious74432 is on a distinguished road
Default Those Dratted Bikers

A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DCwhen he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.


The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.


Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.


The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'


The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'


The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'


The biker replies, I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.


The journalist leaves.


The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:



U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH


...and THAT pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days...
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 08-04-2013, 06:27 AM
gayle's Avatar
gayle gayle is offline
Big Buddy
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Wilmington, CA
Posts: 42,908
gayle is a MBB VIPgayle is a MBB VIPgayle is a MBB VIPgayle is a MBB VIPgayle is a MBB VIPgayle is a MBB VIPgayle is a MBB VIPgayle is a MBB VIPgayle is a MBB VIPgayle is a MBB VIPgayle is a MBB VIP
Default

Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 08-04-2013, 08:13 AM
Mary C's Avatar
Mary C Mary C is offline
Moderator
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: NW Ohio
Posts: 35,858
Mary C is a name known to allMary C is a name known to allMary C is a name known to allMary C is a name known to allMary C is a name known to allMary C is a name known to allMary C is a name known to allMary C is a name known to allMary C is a name known to allMary C is a name known to allMary C is a name known to all
Default

Ha!........
__________________
"There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle, or the mirror that reflects it."
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 08-07-2013, 10:12 PM
Nan's Avatar
Nan Nan is offline
Mentor
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Cajun country
Posts: 13,225
Nan is a wonderful contributerNan is a wonderful contributerNan is a wonderful contributerNan is a wonderful contributerNan is a wonderful contributerNan is a wonderful contributerNan is a wonderful contributerNan is a wonderful contributerNan is a wonderful contributerNan is a wonderful contributer
Default

__________________
Donít tell the Lord how big the problem is, tell the problem how big the Lord is.
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 08-19-2013, 02:14 AM
meredlp meredlp is offline
Little Buddy
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Maine
Posts: 72
meredlp is a jewel in the rough
Default Another idiot point of view on a site..

Another idiot point of view on this site that claims not to have political bashing allowed. Get a life and read once in awhile instead of being spoon fed by Fox News.
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump