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Old 08-04-2013, 06:20 AM
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>> A father buys a lie detecting robot that slaps people when they lie.
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>> He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
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>> ... The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
>> The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
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>> The robot slaps the son.
>> The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
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>> Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
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>> Son says, "Toy Story."
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>> The robot slaps the son.
>> Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
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>> Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
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>> The robot slaps the father.
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>> Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
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>> The robot slaps the mother.
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>> The Robot is for sale!
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Old 08-07-2013, 11:10 PM
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Old 08-19-2013, 03:21 AM
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I really almost peed myself over that one!
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