IN A CROWDED LIBRARY
A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library.
He asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?
The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON 'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly
embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy 's table
and said with a laugh...
"Iím studying psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you
felt embarrassed, right?Ē
The guy then responded with a loud voice: ď$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . .
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy whispered in her ear: "Iím studying law, and I know how to influence the Jury".