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Old 12-06-2012, 05:56 AM
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This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off:
“Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning,
I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up,
my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out,
and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?”

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says:
“Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight....”
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