Forgot my glasses-big eyes
Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation.She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.
I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said, "Are you nuts? You 're almost 72 years old and you 're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club.""I'm in trouble again, and I don 't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week." I told her.
She fainted.Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun.