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Old 11-26-2009, 02:17 PM
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Default True stories from the Butterball turkey hotline

* Thanksgiving Dinner on the run. A woman called 1-800-323-4848 to find out how long it would take to roast her turkey. To answer the question, the Talk-Line home economist asked how much the bird weighed. The woman responded, “I don’t know, it’s still running around outside.”

* Tofu turkey? No matter how you slice it, Thanksgiving just isn’t Thanksgiving without turkey. A restaurant owner in California wanted to know how to roast a turkey for a vegetarian menu

* Then there’s the time a lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
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I love the scene from "The Money Pit" movie when the electricity shorts out and blows the turkey out of the oven. that is still one of the funniest movies I have ever seen!
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Old 11-17-2012, 10:42 PM
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ohh yes , what about the movie national lampoon christmas movie where chevy chase cut the turkey down and it fall down in dust, it was so dry. it was so hilarous watch everyone try to eat that dry turkey.
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